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Amnesia - Issue 09 (1993-02-01)(Eclipse)(Disk 2 of 2).adf
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DWARNING!!N destroy Eclipse.
I am writing this in the hope that The first person the P-1000 came in-
someone will find it before it is too to contact with was Summoner, and im-
late.I have discovered that our edit- mediately copied his appearance.After
or,Polaris is really a P-1000 chamele meeting a few people, it composited
onic cybernoid organism. I was told into the person known as PETER *****.
this by Hokum, who is really from the It started to subversively turn all
year 1998. the Eclipse members against each
He explained to me, before he was other, by terminating selected
violently murdered by P-1000, that in members, taking control of their
1994,Ocean software completely phased bodies, copying their talents and
out games on disk,and used the cartr- getting them to leave Eclipse. Kurgan
idge port on the A600 instead and in and Zed were the first victims. The
effect, totally obliterated piracy. P-1000 is attempting to copy all the
Until,however, Eclipse (the only sur- skills of the surviving Eclipse
viving group in the world) managed to members, in order to take over their
crack games to disk from cartridge, jobs, and becoming the first one man
reviving the scene. group. So far,he has only succeded in
However, in a last attempt to keep copying Zed's editing skills,and part
profits rolling in, top Ocean prog- of my taste in music. He has also
rammers wrote an Amigabasic program copied Summonner's dress sense and
to send back a FAST P-1000 series ch- is in the process of copying his
ameleoid back to 1992 in order to haircut. He is attempting to start
swapping,but this was hindered by his and drop it in the vat or the P-1000
puchasing the wrong size Jiffy bags, might stil live.Oh jhnbgsn
as the P-1000 is unable to understand
Imperial measurements. -= Polaris Here. Due to insanity our
wonderous Graphician ARC will no
04:09 longer be contributing to Amnesia. He
It is after me.I can hear it coming. was involved in highly satanic rit-
I can only pray that this reaches uals involving lemmings and death row
someone. If it appears in Amnesia 9 convicts. This is probably the reason
and Polaris is still editor the P1000 for his unfortunate stabbing himself
will have found this file, and all in the back with a thick metal knife
will be lost. Look out,Eclipse music- while typing. Rock on GN'R/Megadeth
ians,you are to be next.Creed,Dyonis- dudes. ( Sorry that this article is
is, KME and Dr Half Ass are already mega fucked up, I got some blood on
dead.Stop this. the disk) =- PoLaRiS -=
Kill Polaris.You must use a
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